Okay so maybe we don’t need a trailer for Paradise Lost, because I have this shit figured out.
Once upon a time Josh was a Peeping Tom, he really liked spying on burly men like Pablo Escobar
Pablo was like no muchacho, that’s not cool, we don’t roll like that in Colombia.
So Pablo’s favorite movie is Princess Bride (he’s really into torture and a love story), and he employed the water torture table from that movie on Josh.
As further Punishment Josh is forced into this ugly shirt
And then Pablo (who actually does like dudes on the side) put him in some short shorts paraded him around the beach
Finally, after keeping Josh around as a boy toy, Pablo finally decides to make an honest man out of him.
Josh is SO EXCITED
Pablo even buys him an elephant as a wedding present
(mostly because he likes Josh in a zookeeper uniform)
Anyways, Josh gets all dressed up like a virgin in white for the wedding day
On the way to the church though Pablo breaks up with him…
And DUN DUN DUN Josh flees the car and comes back later…
With a gun.
PARADISE LOST: A FRACTURED FAIRY TALE COMING TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU IN NOVEMBER.